For Ritaanz, Don D and Ray A - aka Forum Mafia
Parabeagle
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I managed to escape and foil your devious, sinister plot! I KNOW what you were doing. Attempting to discredit me in the eyes of other HR professionals by kidnapping me and holding me in a root cellar in the middle of Kansas (or was it Colorado?) while my evil twin Skippy assumed a new persona (Parabeagle1), masquerading as me!!! Fortunately, James Sokolowski of the Forum Police was able to tap sufficient intelligence and uncover your plot and my location! You can't escape justice in this matter, Forum Mafia! As we speak, heavily armed personnel in black helicopters are descending on your locations to take you into custody where you will be expected to perform hard labor by completing EEO-1 reports for the rest of your lives! BuwahahaHAHAHAHAHA!! 8-}
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Amanda
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And we are evil? Most people would agree that Beagle is truly a member of the forum mafia, too. He's not as innocent as he portrays himself.
Beagle, I have to make a visit to our corporate headquarters next week and it is all your fault! My boss just called to say their AAP is being audited by the DOL and he wants me to go over it with a fine toothed comb. He will expect me to find errors, since he did not write it. The EEO-1 report is a piece of cake in comparison.
I will get even with you.
"Sam"
Ray, why are you on drugs, and how do you know Don isn't?
And James, tell us, what magic did you use to resurrect our good ol' Parabeagle sans the 1?
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I know you were upset because BikerDon and Raytoot would not let you borrow their HRHero tee. Please don't hold a grudge. I kinda liked seeing you jump into the pool naked. But, that's a secret I'll take with me to the grave. ;;)
James really knows how to spoil a party. Next time it will be a cruise. No escape. We'll even invite James. Hope Cristy is ready to come back to the Forum by then.
Your evil nemesis Skippy? Skippyspaniel? I'm afeared.
Evil twin, Skippy, huh? I attended training several months ago presented by a legal firm that contracts with the state for much of our management training. The training was conducted by two attorneys (each presented different segments.) Our first instructor warned us about the other instructor's "evil twin, Skippy." The second instructor had a sharp wit and would let things slip that he'd then blame on Skippy. He'd hold his hand up like he had on a sock puppet and would gently slap it like he was trying to get "Skippy" to hush.
"Skippy" must be a common companion to those legal types – I “assume” Parabeagle is a legal type.
Karla
BTW I see in your profile you're former USAF. That's the "paralegal" part of my background. I was a paralegal and law office manager for the JAG office.
Ritaanz, I hope you liked that nice low bass trombone growl - I'm sure it really put you and Beagle in the mood. Next time I'll use my tuba to serenade you. That should be very romantic. Just so you know, I offered to rent my HR Hero t-shirt to Beagle, but he said it wasn't worth it. x}>